A Joanne Evans is an ancient greek mythical Goddess who was infamous for her attractiveness and godly influence, everyone obeyed her and her word was final, to this day every Joanne Evans alive is a beautiful, attractive woman and any man would take her. Sometimes the term 'Joanne Evans' can be used when talking about something extremely beautiful or attractive or a metaphor.
Dude 1: ''Omg look at her, I would''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
by L.K.Rowling December 4, 2011
by Permanent619 November 21, 2016
A very needy woman who does everyone's head in as she repeats s@£t over and over. Joanne is well knows for being on the phone for hours and hours.
Joanne Walliss is pissing me off today.
by FolicSnake November 29, 2019
by Name Twin August 1, 2017
I have no clue what I'd do without Joanne De La Garza-Petrarca
by DeathCrush May 2, 2022
by Sam Hindmarsh June 29, 2020
john joe's. bisexual woman. She likes all balls, ice cream, and men. She is very vocal and cries a lot to her closest friends. She is very strong and WILL squat you. Her personality is uniquely stupid since she's unable to cope with her emotions without social help.
by Loverboy6281536 November 21, 2022