two-jeweled cane

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls

It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.

by Dr. Mythomania April 28, 2011

Slack-jawed idiot

Anyone posing for a clickbait Youtube thumbnail.

No that's not a good pose you slack-jawed idiot.

by BlitzofChaos July 12, 2021

Jewdogs

Hebrew National Franks.

Man #1: man this is a good Jewdog!

Man #2: what are Jewdogs?

Man#1:Hebrew National Franks!

by Exeter Teabaggins February 9, 2008

Jewdar

The ability/gift to see that a person is part of the jewish culture/religion.

Short for jew-radar.

Daniel! Our substitute art teacher is jewish, lets ask him if he has jew pride.

by Nick July 23, 2004

Jewel

Awesome, wonderful, great, amazing

Dude, the freaking new bong is Jewel.

by kingmarki123 November 8, 2012

Jeweliana

A very wired person who is fun to be around who makes people happy and likes to have fun. She or he is a hyper person and always looks out for friends and family.

Wow look there's Jeweliana!

by Jeweliana December 31, 2011

slack jawed yokel

Person (usually refering to a male though not gender bias) maintaining little to no decernable speaking skills often associated with one who fornicates with barn yard animels.

Dag yo, the slack jawed yokel jus done it to a pig.
also portrayed in a Simpsons episode to the song "some folk el never lose a toe and then again some fok'll, Cletis the slack jawed yokel"

by webtech May 10, 2005