I couldn't give less of a fuck 

When someone won't shut the hell up about a topic you don't care for.

Person 1: Hey man, did you see the game yesterday?
Person 2: Sorry to burst your proverbial bubble, but I couldn't give less of a fuck

I couldn't give less of a fuck by that1racooninyourgarage March 21, 2022

i dont give a dead mans last fuck

When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.

>If you don't stay for overtime, I'll write you up!

<I dont give a dead mans last fuck

i dont give a dead mans last fuck by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck 

not caring about someone, something, or situation.
but expressing your uncaring attitude beyond the standard "i dont give a shit."

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck.

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck by strawberrkillfruit December 18, 2010

I haven't a fuck to give. 

When you are all out of fucks to give about anything at all. Or when someone states the obvious right in your face so hard that a fuck would be wasted on them.

"Easter was last week..."
"I haven't a fuck to give."

I haven't a fuck to give. by 87 vaginas January 15, 2009

I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED

I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT

Carl: hey Tim wanna see a Reddit meme I post-
Tim: I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED. I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: Jesus Christ

I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You? by ottertots_ November 11, 2020