hookup syndrome

When you hookup with a guy or girl and they want nothing to do with you the next day. Symptoms can range from being completely ignorant to last night's events to nausea and possible vomiting due to a state of frustration where you don't know what to do with yourself or the hookup partner

Lauren: Oh my god, I hooked up with this guy last night and he won't talk to me anymore. I just realized that he's the biggest jerk and I feel like shit now.

Sarah: Wow that sounds bad. You're probably suffering from hookup syndrome.

by winterbabe300 December 25, 2010

Hanford Hookup

The act of performing every sexual act except actual vaginal penetration

Connor totally pulled a "Hanford Hookup" with that chick last night. Very Disappointing....

Maybe you can at least get a "Hanford Hookup" out of her.

by Wild Bill 67 December 19, 2011

Homie Hookup

1. Slang Noun: a discrete discount on various items or services between friends (or homies)

2. Proper Noun: Skateboard and apparel brand founded by Brandon Tran and Jhaysie Castorena in 2017.

Ex 1. "Hey I heard you got that fire, can I get a homie hookup?"

Ex 2. "This shirt I got from Homie Hookup is so dope!"

by DollfaceSavage March 3, 2018

e-hookup

The culmination of an e-pimp's online networking skills; more directly, a hookup with one of his online contacts.

Did you hear that he landed an e-hookup last weekend?

by mavsfan January 29, 2008

hookup troll

Someone who takes advantage of another who is naive sexually, usually meeting online first, then in real life.

That 40 year old cougar is a hookup troll, she met her 18 year old boyfriend online.

by Ultimus Magus March 15, 2022

Honkey Hookup

The politically correct version of "Nigger Rigged".
A blacks attempt to turn the tables on a racist phrase.

A white way of fixing something.

My cappuccino maker broke yesterday, but I was able to put the honkey hookup on it and got a cup of coffee. nigger rignigger rigged

by T-GillS September 4, 2012

hookup hardcore

(Verb) any physical romantic activity inbetween, but not including, making out and having intercourse. This includes "just the tip" as well as oral sex.

"we haven't had sex yet, we just hookup hardcore"

by TAHH (The Alliance For the Hardcore Hookup) April 23, 2006