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hardware sex

While shoving your penis into a woman’s vagina you select multiple hardware tools to shove up her anus while he bleeds all over the bed onto the tools.
What is your favourite sex”

Hardware sex!”
by French Roadman May 17, 2021
mugGet the hardware sexmug.

meeting in the hardware aisle

An innuendo for sex between two men.
Me and Tom met in the hardware aisle last night, if you know what I mean

What? Steven and I? We were just meeting in the hardware aisle
by anonymous February 8, 2025
mugGet the meeting in the hardware aislemug.

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