While shoving your penis into a woman’s vagina you select multiple hardware tools to shove up her anus while he bleeds all over the bed onto the tools.
by French Roadman May 17, 2021

Me and Tom met in the hardware aisle last night, if you know what I mean
What? Steven and I? We were just meeting in the hardware aisle
What? Steven and I? We were just meeting in the hardware aisle
by anonymous February 8, 2025
