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Granville Ma

A town in the berkshires that borders southwick, Westfield, Tolland and a few other towns nobody cares about. Your not far from a regular grocery store but you defiantly not close at all. Nothing ever changes, it's just all the same. If you go past the town hall, you'll find yourself in west granville and it's just a church and a abandon store. Continue going and you'll be in the wasteland of Tolland. Go around the mountain towards springfield, you find yourself in Retard usa: southwick. Everyone keeps what they do to themselves but there is defiantly some wierd shit people do here. Nobody's knows we exist.
Citizen of granville ma: I'm from granville
Person: granville ohio?
Citizen of granville ma: massachussets you idiot
Person: where?
by Cornholio fredrickson November 25, 2022
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Grapevine mindset

Grapevine mindset is the understanding that real growth—in life, goals, career, money, relationships, hobbies, you name it—is like growing a grapevine. It takes time, sometimes a couple of years, of consistent nurturing and hard work before you see the fruits of your labour
Lee: Bruv, I’ve been on YouTube a whole month now, and I’ve got hardly any views, and no subscribers to LOL.

Frank: Don’t worry, bruv. I was reading this self-help book the other night. It said you’ve got to have a grapevine mindset. You nurture your ideas, like growing a grapevine—work, hard be consistent, be patient. Eventually, it’ll pay off.

Lee: Init, bruv.
by Jamie Cheese February 11, 2026
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Granville Rule

Speak now or forever hold your peace. If you don't speak up, you don't get fed. Everything moves on pass you if you stay quiet. Used to make decisions faster and more efficiently.
Nancy always tells us which restaurants she wants to go to after the reservation's already booked and then complain about the food. Granville Rule next time we hang out so it's on her.
by birkin356 July 15, 2025
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The Grapevine

The chain of gossip that determines relevance to someone's life or social circle.

Example: if you search up someone's name in your texts and it comes up, they're in The Grapevine.
So I heard through The Grapevine that Josh fucked your best friend and then made her cry.
by grapevinelover69 March 8, 2023
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Holy-grapevine

The holy-grapevine is when you take your worst girlfriend to your nicest vineyard, you open a nice bottle of sparkling wine, get her clothes off and start butt-f*cking doggy style. When you’re about to cum, you yell out “holy-grapevine” and hit her in the back of the head with a grapevine.
I holy-grapevined my gal last weekend and my shoulder is still thrown out from those big, head-pruned vines.
by MendoVineGuy February 18, 2025
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