by cassida September 14, 2007
A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.
“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
by Benis_Man69 April 06, 2018
Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.
by Dhik Hedd April 06, 2018
Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.
by plopdoggy April 06, 2018
Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".
Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"
Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"
Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"
Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"
Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"
Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
by AhegoMan April 06, 2018
Jenni-josh woke me up by giving me a San Diego good morning I get so trashy
Addy-that's because you are
Addy-that's because you are
by Gimmesuk September 04, 2017
Amy: *knock knock* I need to use the toilet
Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless
Amy: I’ll come back later
Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless
Amy: I’ll come back later
by Robbohehe April 07, 2018