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Good Morning and God Bless

A Good Morning and God Bless is when one eats their breakfast (usually an egg salad sandwich and coffee) well taking a shit.
Hila: "Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
Ethan: "Good morning and God bless Hila!"
by ZUCCING ZOINKS May 22, 2018
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taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

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Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!
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When you drink coffee, eat breakfast, and take a shit all ay the same time
Hold on I have to take a Good Morning God bless... Do you wanna come?
by BigMac-11 May 24, 2018
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good morning and god bless

The act of someone having breakfast (may include coffee) while taking a shit at the same time.
"Ethan, i need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning and god bless."
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the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.
"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"
by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018
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It's a beautiful day when you are eating egg salad and drinking hot coffee while taking a shit.
Feeling rushed for work and unable to prepare breakfast in time, John found himself doing a Good Morning and God Bless.
by Viagra_Salad May 25, 2018
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When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.
Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."
by smj101 May 24, 2018
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