Glazer

Someone who actively ‘glazes’, or a person who partakes in the act of ‘glazing’ quite often.

Person 1: Wow, Sarah is so cool. Her hair is nice and so are her clothes. She has chest skin and looks great in anything. Why is she so funny and amazing all around. Theres nothing Sarah could do to anyone.
Person 2: Bro you’re a glazer.

by anonymoushoe42 October 31, 2023

Glazer

A person who meat rider another person off into the sunset.

Daehim loves Pat mahomes so much he’ll drink his bath water. Glazer!

by Timmyturner6 February 17, 2023

Glazer

A person that can’t get someone’s dick outta Thier throat

Why tf is this goof on my dick bro is a certified glazer

by Jason Tatum June 08, 2022

glazer

someone who over praises someone

you are such a glazer he's not that good

by theoneandonlymay January 18, 2025

Glazer

Someone who speaks cold hard facts.

A glazer is an intellectual who speaks the unbiased, objective truth.

"Wow he is so truthful and trustworthy, he is such a glazer"

by Supper lord grape November 29, 2024

Glazer

When a nigga don't stop dick riding

Zi'yeir is such a fucking glazer ong.

by Anti Glazer July 09, 2023

20th Century Glazer

A loud (enough) minority that worships anything (usually music or creative media) dated as 19XX, or regarding the 20th century. Most of the glazers are 90s-2000s kids, although a good amount are just nostalgic old people. Quotes to spot them: "todAy's MuSic SucKs", "I wAs BoRn iN tHe WrOng GenErAtion", "tHe 80s wAs sUch a BetTer eRa", etc. While there is some logic behind the statement (Only so many chords and melodies and ideas exist, inflation and worse living standards), the past was not exactly a better place (discrimination, less technology, less knowledge, {more likely to die, and/or get fucked over in life because of the two previous disadvantages} etc.)

"Hey did you listen to the new songs released this year"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"

by unknownmofo07 December 30, 2024