Kristen Glazer

An extremely attractive human being of the female gender.

Dude, look at that Kristen glazer over there.

by Billy Vanderploonk February 14, 2013

Glazer

Glazer means when someone is Dick riding to the max

Random Nigga: Nah you just let her do that to you

Me: It's always the black niggas glazing you fucking glazer

by Nigga Number 928013 May 16, 2023

D1 Glazer

Wyatt

Great Wyatt the D1 Glazer is here

by Banditzvr November 7, 2023

Glazer

A dick rider particularly towards individuals who exhibit homosexual tendencies

Ex: Alex your you really got good depth on that one. Fends: your the biggest GLAZER I’ve ever met get off my Johnson

by Simpalations April 25, 2024

serial glazer

A serial glazer is a person who just cant seem to stop dickriding it don’t matter who or where they dickriding

Aye bro he get so many bitches im tryna get like him and his brother make hella money

This is dickriding at its finest the amount of glazing is crazy multiple glazings is the work of a serial glazer

by Twandillinger March 9, 2024

Cop Glazer

A glazer is a mf who bootlicks or tries to have a casual conversation with a police officer during a scene. People so attention-hungry that they suck up to the officer and act like their friend.

ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.

Officer: "Ma'am, please step back."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."

by sheepersleepers April 10, 2023

Glazer

Zoey.

Zoey is such a glazer

by Alsoaglazer March 3, 2024