Glazer

A person that can’t get someone’s dick outta Thier throat

Why tf is this goof on my dick bro is a certified glazer

by Jason Tatum June 8, 2022

GlAZER

GLAZER-JUMPING IN A CONVERSATION THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. YOU ALWAYS PAYING ATTENTION TO OTHERS INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT YOURSELF WATCHING OTHERS JUMPING IN SOMETHING WHAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING FOR ATTENTION LOOKING FOR AN AUDIENCE FROM OTHERS ALWAYS BEING HYPE.

CHRIS SWIDER IS ALWAYS PAYING ATTENTION TO OTHERS AND DOES N MIND HIS BUSINESS AND HE ALWAYS JUMPS IN SOMEONE CONVERSATION WHEN IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM THATS WHAT GLAZERS DO

by DONT GLAZE April 4, 2022

Chad Glazer

Aka black pill guys who "worship" Chad. They think that if you're not a "Chad", you can't/won't get a girlfriend.

Man, that guy is such a Chad Glazer. He worships "Chad" and thinks that's all it takes to get women.

by Enko247 September 8, 2025

Glazer

1: Something or someone bad
2: Someone who likes one topic too much (they think it's the best or smth)
3: A dick rider

One Piece isn't even that good, you're such a glazer (2)

by theOGglazer February 22, 2024

20th Century Glazer

A loud (enough) minority that worships anything (usually music or creative media) dated as 19XX, or regarding the 20th century. Most of the glazers are 90s-2000s kids, although a good amount are just nostalgic old people. Quotes to spot them: "todAy's MuSic SucKs", "I wAs BoRn iN tHe WrOng GenErAtion", "tHe 80s wAs sUch a BetTer eRa", etc. While there is some logic behind the statement (Only so many chords and melodies and ideas exist, inflation and worse living standards), the past was not exactly a better place (discrimination, less technology, less knowledge, {more likely to die, and/or get fucked over in life because of the two previous disadvantages} etc.)

"Hey did you listen to the new songs released this year"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"

by unknownmofo07 December 30, 2024

Liv Glazer

A pretty model for primark and forever 21. The most caring and funniest person you could ever meet.

"Hey look! Liv Glazer advertised these jeans!"

by yoitsadele June 11, 2018

Glazer

Glazer means when someone is Dick riding to the max

Random Nigga: Nah you just let her do that to you

Me: It's always the black niggas glazing you fucking glazer

by Nigga Number 928013 May 16, 2023