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Fundie Fanfic

When espoused by loud, often fundamentalist Christians, the Bible may become Fundie Fanfic.

This also applies to publications such as Watchtower.
"Witnesses! Don't try to sell me your Fundie Fanfic."
by Kahless the Unforgettable October 16, 2008
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fundy atheist

An atheist who says that god doesn't exist but then spends every waking moment on their lives obssessing over and griping about said god.
Pretty much any atheist is a fundy atheist.
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fundie

see-eth thou also - democrap
by stupid lil bitches February 16, 2005
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fundie dundie

A mildly offensive term for a religious fundamentalist. Usually applied to Protestants, but can be of any religious group.
That fundie dundie just said that the Earth is just 6,000 years old!
by BaalG December 9, 2013
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Fundies

A magic pair of underwear that bring you fun success.
It's never a bad night when you have your fundies on.

She woke up in a mansion. It must of been the fundies.
by Steam shower willow July 3, 2017
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Fundy

Fundy is short for fundraiser
I just gave 100k for the Strickmans Fundy
by Ceediddy February 22, 2021
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Fundie Baby Voice

A type of speech pattern learned and adopted by grown women of extreme (typically evangelical ) Christian belief.

It's characterized as an overtly effeminate, high-pitched but breathy tone popular among fundamentalist circles and the online tradwife fad. Not to be construed as a natural accent, Fundie Baby Voice is less of a dialect and more of a signal. As this isn't how most adult women naturally speak. It's a signal the woman shows off among her male partner/husband with fellow practitioners of that faith of exactly where she knows she lands on the family dynamic.

Simply put, the woman talks literally in the pitch of a child because that's what's expected a wife to be like among her peers.

It's an adopted throwback from a time behind the 1950s and the "traditional" family unit. No sense of equal partnership there, just pure submission.

Any and all big decisions and responsibilities for the family? That's always and only at the husband's discretion. No use for the wife to give an opinion or advice on anything; none for the family, or for the wife's own personal life or wellbeing. Just focus on all the cooking, cleaning, child-rearing, and popping out more kids. Do all the weekly/daily praying to God or Jesus, and hope the husband is in a good mood for the day.

That's really all what that voice style is meant to prove.
I went in to watch the 2024 State of the Union address and the following rebuttal in order to get a handle on the current state of U.S. politics, and all I really remember from it is hearing a creepy 40 year old woman talk about gang rape in explicit detail all in that Fundie Baby Voice.
by Banjooooo March 13, 2024
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