Frosted Flakes

The darkest of dank. Stickiest of the ickies. Fuck gas this shit is napalm.

Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!

by DazenGuile December 30, 2020

frosted flakes

cool little tiny things that you eat that could make you fat :)

Human 1: hey! wat you eating?
Human 2: Frosted flakes
Human 1: NO! Don't you'll get so BIG you can get popped like a balloon.

by picklejuice :) November 24, 2020

Frosted Flake

A person who displays sketchy behavior while under the influence of cocaine.

Don't you go sellin' that man coke!
He turn into a frosted flake faster than Tony the Tiger!

by Leon The Liger April 8, 2022

frosted flakes

the dried-up crunchy bits you find in a cum sock

"ew, whys there wood chips in this sock?"
"Dude those are frosted flakes!"

by anonbandit September 20, 2022

frosted flakes

the toilet paper flakes left on your lips when you eat a girl out

Damn I can’t believe you went down on Jennifer!
It was great other than the frosted flakes

by javier escobar August 28, 2022

Frosted Flakes

a sexual act where the man nuts on the woman's scalp, creating a shampoo like texture that exposes her dandruff hence the name.

"I fucked her real good and gave her frosted flakes."

by MajorGeneral November 23, 2020

Frosted Flakes

When one ejaculates into the hair of someone who has dandruff.

Damn girl take care of your scalp, I ain’t trying to make Frosted Flakes today.

by LazarusBob August 23, 2020