That awkward moment when your
top gal tells you that "you're a great guy", and you just know it's the end of the world. She might as well
cut your dick off and frog-
march you to the nearest monastery because you've just been banished to the 'Zone, and you ain't never graduating out of that place.
Me: I cannot sleep because I am thinking about you. I am ALWAYS thinking about you, since you first wrote to me. I can't explain or control my feelings. I just like you. That'
s it. I miss you so much. I
don't know why. I am not in control of my emotions. All I know is that I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, I LIKE YOU!!!! Before I knew you I was
happy-
single, but now I am sad. Every
day we
don't talk is horrible for me. Did you meet somebody else, or did I do or say something wrong? Did you just want to be friends, and did you not like it when I started to be obvious that I don't just want to be friends?
My
top gal: I saw what happened with your feelings and I can't let it be, because I'm not
single. I really like you as a person. You are good man.
Me (to my homies): Oh man, she put me in her FriendZone.
One of my homies: At least the FriendZone is better than the EnemyZone. EnemyZone SUCKS!!!
