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Find The Pint

Find The Pint A game playable in any bar resturant which has alchol. Two or more players needed. One person has a pint glass and during a shift can fill the pint up with any liquids they wish leading up to at the end of the shift where if the other player had failed to find where the pint of mystery liquids is the player putting the liquids may spit into the pint. The "finder" player has to try during the shift to find the pint as the sooner they find it the less liquids and no spit in the pint.
Lets play a wee game of Find The Pint
by YellowSnowRecord's March 21, 2007
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Did you find $20?

A sarcastic phrase often used to question and belittle a person who has told a long story full of boring mumbo jumbo bullshit, that doesn't have any single significant point.

Also see cool story bro.
Person A: "So I went to the mall today and" etc...
Ten minutes later
Person A: "... so I bought one for my Cat."
Person B: "Did you find $20?"
Person A: "No."
Person B Leaves
by JGroove December 8, 2010
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When Mom finds the poop sock

A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper
When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like

John - Dude, my life is fucking over

Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?
by skywar1514 January 22, 2020
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top pocket find

A phase used by Gary Drayton, metal detecting expert and cast member of The Curse of Oak Island. The phase means that the item found is worthy of being temporarily kept in Gary’s top pocket of his field shirt.
That’s a top pocket find!
by Farrski March 6, 2021
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couldn't find his ass with two hands

Someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. A person that has to have jokes explained to them. Even worse, someone that acts as if they don't understand something even when they understand perfectly.
That jerkoff Devlin couldn't find his ass with two hands .
by dempsey4mk July 10, 2006
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Find Your Chill

It is a saying used when someone just did or said something dumb and ignorant as fuck; or they are throwing more shade than an oak tree. The person saying it is implying that you need to take a chill pill and relax.
Girl #1: She is such a fake bitch I'm gonna fight her next time I see her.

Girl #2: You know she will beat the shit out of you, sit down and find your chill before she drags your ass.
by NevillePowerbottom August 5, 2014
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Find girlfriend online

Modern way of getting laid if you are shy, lazy,fat,ugly or busy. All you do is go to some dating website and send 'do you wanna get laid' message to every girl on that website.
Guy 1: "Let's go to the club and get some chicks"
Guy 2: "I am so lazy, let's just try to find girlfriend online so that I don't have to leave my basemet"
Guy 1: " So what was that that dating website url"
Guy 2: " idk try findgirlfriendonline.com "
by Jessy2134 June 21, 2010
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