flatness

n. the degree to which a woman's breasts are flat.

All Isabella ever talks about is her flatness and how her boobs are nonexistent.

by synthetic_sushi December 16, 2018

flat

Uncool, bogus, lame, wack, or dick.

I got fired today for smoking weed in the bathroom...my boss was totally flat about it.

by J March 12, 2003

flats

Someone who is beautiful but will kill you if you get on their bad side. Generally happy, kind, and carismatic, but can turn mad in a matter oif seconds.

Calm down Flats, its not that serious.

by Flats Daughter in law March 17, 2017

flat

Fucks Like A Tiger.

Yeah. She's flat as hell.

by Clarence Oddbody January 7, 2005

flat

1) A peice of land without any hills or valleys.

2) What one might call a girl's chest if she has a little cup size or no boobs at all.

3) A word that is not veiwed as offensive or foul, but can be substituted for any words that are offensive or foul.

1) Charles Ingalls: The prairies are so flat. Myabe I'll build a house here.

2) Drew: Dude, Amy is so flat.
Nick: She's only three years old...

3) Paul: Flat! What the flat is going on here?!
Marie: Just shut the flat up! You would never flatting understand anyway!
Joe: Flat you marie! You flatting flat! I never want to flatting see your flatting face ever flatting again!

Paul: You're such a flat...

by Cha, brahhh. (: June 10, 2010

the flats

short for the resteraunt tijuana flats.

yah dood, me and my friends go to the flats every wednsday after school.

by darsnot January 28, 2009

FLAT

WHEN fine women,lady,girl, has no big booty just flat like a flatscreen t.v

hey look at that girl with a flat screen booty.

by tyren perry April 11, 2008