flatness

n. the degree to which a woman's breasts are flat.

All Isabella ever talks about is her flatness and how her boobs are nonexistent.

by synthetic_sushi December 17, 2018

that's flats

that is flattering

Boy: "Wanna go out sometime?"
Girl: "That's flats. I'm flyin solo."

by NinoBrown_NJC October 05, 2023

flat

Uncool, bogus, lame, wack, or dick.

I got fired today for smoking weed in the bathroom...my boss was totally flat about it.

by J March 13, 2003

flats

Someone who is beautiful but will kill you if you get on their bad side. Generally happy, kind, and carismatic, but can turn mad in a matter oif seconds.

Calm down Flats, its not that serious.

by Flats Daughter in law March 18, 2017

flat

Fucks Like A Tiger.

Yeah. She's flat as hell.

by Clarence Oddbody January 08, 2005

flat

1) A peice of land without any hills or valleys.

2) What one might call a girl's chest if she has a little cup size or no boobs at all.

3) A word that is not veiwed as offensive or foul, but can be substituted for any words that are offensive or foul.

1) Charles Ingalls: The prairies are so flat. Myabe I'll build a house here.

2) Drew: Dude, Amy is so flat.
Nick: She's only three years old...

3) Paul: Flat! What the flat is going on here?!
Marie: Just shut the flat up! You would never flatting understand anyway!
Joe: Flat you marie! You flatting flat! I never want to flatting see your flatting face ever flatting again!

Paul: You're such a flat...

by Cha, brahhh. (: June 08, 2010

the flats

short for the resteraunt tijuana flats.

yah dood, me and my friends go to the flats every wednsday after school.

by darsnot January 28, 2009