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Evening Star

A sexual act in which both partners repeatedly spank each other on the ass until the red blotches resemble a star in the night sky. Usually resulting in welts.
Dick Scobee preformed an evening star on Christa McAuliffe during the launch of the Challenger.
by SilkySpunkMonster March 8, 2017
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Evening Gloves

What you equip yourself with before a long night of elbow deep stinky fore-play usually after performing a cincinnati bow-tie.
I cant wait to use my evening gloves on anal night!
by Ace Payne April 4, 2011
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evening slacks

An evening slack is a term derived from the eponymous label of the creature commonly known as the evening slacker.

Originally, in the early 19th century, primarily in London, there were men of reduced means who would attach themselves to elegant women entering fancy restaurants. Their motives can only be imagined.

In defense, the women began sporting man-like clothing, but looser, more feminine versions, in order to deflect the attention of these less-than-desirable clingers on.

Over time, that particular dress became known as the slacker, or for brevity's sake, the slack.

The tradition has really died off, except in pockets of conservative Protestant culture. Rumor has it that the term is still used in a few resorts in the northeastern United States.
Please note that during dinner, jackets are required for gentlemen age twelve and over, and for ladies, dresses, skirts or evening slacks.
by pdX-tal September 20, 2006
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eveninger

1. an evening newspaper.
2. sex in the evenings.
3. a person who gets active in the evenings.
1. Morningers far exceed eveningers.
2. Have you ever had an eveninger? I think so.
3. Some people are morningers, others are afternooners and still others are eveningers.
by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012
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evening socket

A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.
Man, fuck Conchita, I'm going to plug the evening socket before I go deal with her.
by The Conflicted German September 23, 2016
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evening fart

An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.
My evening fart was extremely deadly tonight because we had meatballs.
by Jenkintown February 14, 2017
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Evening Damage

An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.
FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!

drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
by boeing737229 February 15, 2018
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