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by ELI BIG PP MAN February 16, 2021
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A simply misunderstood individual. A person who has bad luck most of the time and ends up getting the blame for people's problems. A person that at times makes bad decisions, but never means any real harm to anyone. An individual who is often under estimated and because of this often questions there own ability because of others doubt. Smarter than he appears and yet not a rocket scientist. A very sensitive person who cares about his family's opinion of him more than anything else. Women don't treat him well when it comes to dating or relationships but then again they don't give him a chance, and when they do date him they ignore him after a date or two.
Wow he's such an Eli.
by revealthetruth June 30, 2011
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*Toronto Urban dictinary update*
Eli - to do something dats super weird, creepy, or rapey.
Ex: yo fam ur moving super eli bro fam relax yourself
by Woo Nation July 24, 2020
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A Philosopher thats seen the way the world really is,

very reserved, a faithful boyfriend, and would do anything to make his lover happy.

Also resembles Rorschach, due to his view on things.

Loyal, Trustworthy, and an expert with women.

Self centered. But the healthy kind lol.

Hes cute, but he has BAD taste in women, hes been hurt a crap load of times.

too trusting of people.

usually roles with 2 main people in a crew.

can tell the difference between bullshit and the realist.

can be an ass, but only if provoked.

addicted to asian girls LOL.

really smart, but acts like a spazz :x

Can be weirdo at times, but all in all a great guy, loyal, loving, and sweet, and (like me) you will regret letting him go.
girl-my boyfriend is such an ass, i need help :(

other girl- girl you need an "Eli".
by asiancutiefoshoxp October 26, 2009
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an amazing guy. They have thick light brown hair and almost grey eyes, with a dot of blue in them that makes them look amazing and unnatural. They have a big nose and long eyelashes. They have a chipped front tooth from playing baseball. They're tall and lean, but still strong. They have long fingers, and a weirdly long tongue. They're simple and complex and untouchable and beautiful.
"Who is THAT?" gasped Brook.
"That's Eli." I smiled.
by carrielarrie April 2, 2013
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The nicest person that someone could ever know and that everybody wants to have sex with.
man, she's a real Eli.
by Toosexy4you July 23, 2010
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Someone not uber, but totally sexy
omg htat guy is such an ely
by maxine miller April 12, 2005
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