albit einstein

He's wickid smaht.

Albit Einstein is so wickid smaht, he can map the whole entire city of Boston.

by KoreanStar73 October 28, 2014

Albert Einstein

a very smart bloke, everyone knows he thought of the theory of relativity and the formula E-MC squared.

no one can explain any of it

say wasn't Albert Einstein at Princeton? ... you know i heard he argued with his wife , crazy huh? a guy like that, a genius even he couldn't figure out women!

by theamazingjt April 5, 2011

Albert Einstein

The act of ejaculating into the hair of your sexual partner and ruffling their hair in order to disperse the semen. This results in your partner's hair looking white and disheveled like Albert Einstein's.

After I gave Tiffany an Albert Einstein, it took her 30 minutes in the shower to clean all of the semen out of her hair.

by tommydilfiger123 April 2, 2020

Little Einsteins

Just the most fucking annoying theme song in the history of the universe. Also the type of song that gets stuck in people's heads, however young or old they may be.

We're going on a trip
In our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky
Little Einsteins! ... Shit.

by Olivia Newton-John March 29, 2015

Big Einstein

1. The ability to create things with little or no resources.
2. A person that knows everthing.
3. Someone that mastered the art of nigga riging.

Let Big Einstein take a look at your coomputer I'm sure they can fix it.

by BIGBOYY2G June 10, 2004

Regular Einstein

A satirical insult, which generally refers to a person's stupidity.

When a person remarks something blatantly obvious, it can also be used in the same context as Captain Obvious.

"The earth is round, right?"
"You're a regular Einstein, kiddo."

by Nils_McCloud June 13, 2008

The Crawling Einstein

A sex position where you cum on a womens hair and frizz her hair so that It's like Einstein then she crawls around with a Popsicle in her ass all while shes on her period

The Crawling Einstein froze my butthole

by The sunken destroyer June 20, 2010