Jersey earthworm

A jersey earthworm is when you go soft during intercourse, but successfully play it off without the girl knowing.

Yo man, last night i pulled a jersey earthworm and she told me she wanted to see me again!

by Peachtreez July 27, 2016

Dead Earthworm

A penis that won’t become erect during sex no matter how hard you try.

Me and Brenda tried to do it last night, but I couldn’t get hard because I found out I have a dead earthworm

by CaptainPete2024 January 10, 2024

The cows in Earthworm Jim

I swear bruh wth is with these cows in all of the Earthworm Jim games, Like James Rolfe said, Is it an inside joke? Seriously why cows bro, this question might not be ever answered. Anyway, the cows in Earthworm Jim is a joke/ reference in the games.

Dude I just beat Earthworm Jim 2, and then princess What's Her Name just Turned into a cow, and then Psy- Crow just turned into one two, what is the thought process of this?!?!? This is another blunder of the Cow references in these games, why tho!!!?! The cows are a joke/ reference definitely. The Cows In Earthworm Jim back at it again.

by Gabe_Motherboard May 8, 2023