Dorf- A humanoid being too short to be a midget and too tall to be a dwarf. Yet still have all there chromosomes unlike there shorter class of humans the dwarf. Yet still odd and scary.
by Jinxyjewjew5150 December 22, 2017
Get the Dorfmug. Dorf Volk is a neo nazi Village People tribute group formed in Eisenhuttenstatt, East Germany in 1997. "Dorf Volk" is a literal translation of "Village People" into german.
Their on-stage costumes depict different stereotypical racists (klansman, stormtrooper, skinhead, white supremicist, etc.). They perform nazi versions of the catchy original Village People tunes: their version of "YMCA" features "NSDAP" sung in the chorus, "In the Navy" has been changed to "In the Kriegsmarine" (german navy of WW2) and "Go West" becomes "Go East" with lyrics about the german invasion of the Soviet Union. Their principal audience is found in small east german towns with a high NPD (nazi party) vote.
Their on-stage costumes depict different stereotypical racists (klansman, stormtrooper, skinhead, white supremicist, etc.). They perform nazi versions of the catchy original Village People tunes: their version of "YMCA" features "NSDAP" sung in the chorus, "In the Navy" has been changed to "In the Kriegsmarine" (german navy of WW2) and "Go West" becomes "Go East" with lyrics about the german invasion of the Soviet Union. Their principal audience is found in small east german towns with a high NPD (nazi party) vote.
Listening to Screwdriver and Bohse Onkelz can get boring after a while that's why I always have a Dorf Volk CD in my car on the long drives to the Nazi rallies.
by bitchmasterb October 27, 2010
Get the Dorf Volkmug. Tim: "Did you guys see Early last week? He was so dorfed that he shit himself then went around asking people who did it!"
by Master chunks July 11, 2021
Get the Dorfedmug. A shockingly tall ogre who loves to inflict pain with her egotistical acts. Dorf Dorf brings nothing but a dark cloud. She also lacks a brain.
by Bohuslava April 8, 2021
Get the Dorf dorfmug. a thot ( that hoe over there ) that partakes in Intercourse with her stepfather and grandmother, as well as her pet tortoise.
by golddigger666 October 16, 2019
Get the snopple-dorfmug. Definition:
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
Sorry I blanked during that budget review — full-blown Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF). Friday’s CFR hit harder than expected.
by Sonjayson July 21, 2025
Get the Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF)mug. Noun. A person or something alive that has qualities that of cute or dorky or even both. Can also be used as a nickname.
"Your such a dinkel dorf, but your my dinkel dorf."
"I just just a new garden gnome. I think I'll call him Dinkel Dorf."
"Theres some dinkel dorf waiting for you outside."
"My dogs a dinkel dorf"
"I just just a new garden gnome. I think I'll call him Dinkel Dorf."
"Theres some dinkel dorf waiting for you outside."
"My dogs a dinkel dorf"
by Commons November 1, 2018
Get the Dinkel Dorfmug.