Hard-of-smelling or smell disabled; The state of possessing a honker of greatly reduced sensory capacity.

DORF IS THE WORD. I PROMISE YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS!

Duck meat.

a word used to describe the ultimate silly goose. if anyone ever calls you this, you had better done something wrong, or you will be justified to castrate the offender.

When you are home alone and fall asleep after a particularly vigorous wanking session, cock in hand and fruity materials spread around, only to be awoken by the sound of the front door closing meaning that someone has been in the house but you don't know who or if you were discovered...

Dorf- A humanoid being too short to be a midget and too tall to be a dwarf. Yet still have all there chromosomes unlike there shorter class of humans the dwarf. Yet still odd and scary.

A person who acts very unusual while under the effects of a particular type of alcohol. The name comes from the person attempting to say the word "dork" but messing up at the very end.