the worst person you could ever meet. a super sweet and good looking guy when you first meet him, but then once you get to your senses you realize how much of an ugly fat asshole he is. he also probably has a skinny dick.
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Get the Darrenmug. An amazing person that is great at baseball and is a good friend that is pretty short but is fast and athletic don’t doubt him just because he is small he is the funny one that doesn’t like to lose or make his team lose he is a good kisser and maybe good in the bed
Darren is an one of a kind
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