Classless Croatian

A person that doesn't understand normal social cues.

Sumbag Steve is such a Classless Croatian. He takes his shoes off on a plane.

by BilThrillHouse May 23, 2019

Croatian Heartbeat

The sound the formation of dry ice makes in the chest cavity of a Croatian person. Dry ice replaces the standard human heart if you are of Croatian descent.

Doctor - "My God, you have the strangest heartbeat I've ever heard!"
Patient - "No, I'm just Croatian. What you're hearing is actually a standard Croatian heartbeat."

by forcedfeedback March 12, 2011

Croatian cannonball

When a woman farts during anal sex simutaniously with the man's ejaculation

"hey, that was one big load. Thanks for the croatian cannonball"

by Billy Hitler July 26, 2007

Croatian bookmark

To mark a page in a book by taking a dump on the page and then closing the book on it.

To friend: I was upset with my roommate so I left him a Croatian bookmark in Chapter 4 of his History book. He'll never think of the 100 Years War without remembering that little bookmark.

by Wind, Rain and Lava December 16, 2008

Croatian Picnic

Sex act involving a woman licking mustard off a man's scrotum, then eating a whole kielbasa out of his ass.

Svetlana was really drunk and she gave me a Croatian picnic... it was totally weird!

by tijdickson May 6, 2011

Croatian piggyback

A Croatian piggyback is a highly advanced sexual position in which only experienced lovers should try. The woman gets on the mans back (like a piggyback) and the man bends his penis though his legs and inserts it into the vagina.

Sally gave me the hottest Croatian piggyback of my life last night

by Oh lord how I have sinned May 27, 2018

Croatian Watch

Slang term used to describe someone's groin, dick n' balls, or crotch. Often used to hide the fact that they're actually talking about it.

-"Wow! Suzie really likes to grab at your croatian watch!"

by Skippedy Doo September 10, 2010