Croatian Water Balloon

The act of pinching ones foreskin while pissing to fill up said foreskin with the piss like a water balloon then releasing it on a sexual partner to their gratification

Dino gave that transvestite the Croatian Water Balloon last night after watching him fuck a donkey

by the asian agent June 6, 2013

croatian crowbar

When three guys get together and simultaneously dock on one side of the middle man and buttfuck on the other. The opposite of the Bosnian Seesaw.

That guy really took the Croatian Crowbar like a champ!

by LtDan's Dirty Stumps February 5, 2020

Croatian Brendi-Boo

This move was named after legendary Croatian-American director, producer, model, kolo dancer, television personality, romantic movie-film clip actress. It is similar to the the definition for Croatian sex, however, in this instance, the female actually has the ablility to play the part of a contortionist, or Chinese acrobat. The female during vaginal rear entry can actually twist and contort to the point where she is able to perform various unmentioned pleasurable actions, (akcije in Croatian) on her male partners person at the same, usually involving oral stimulation. A truly remarkable feat. A sight to behold and captured on film only 3 times. A romantic dinner is usually accompanied after it's performance, usually paid for by the male.

C'mon Honey, If you go along with me and the kids to spend the holidays at Mother's, I'll give you a Croatian Brendi-Boo tonight.

by Captain Croatia February 13, 2010

Croatian Webcam

'Croatian Webcam' is a general term used by hardcore computer gamers when his/her game starts to lag in an online match.

This term originated from an expat croatian family who emigrated to the Southern Hemisphere. Through curiosity the parents would continuously look at Croatian Webcams showing different areas of their home Country. Supposedly this created huge lag issues with the gamer of the house, hence the term 'Croatian Webcam.'

This term is becoming more common amongst gamers these day. Lag is a serious issue for the hardcore gamer, which can make or break a game. It is very stressful when lag occurs so to make light of the situation the gamer will often announce to his/her friends that he/she has 'Croatian Webcam.'

''Fuck this shit!!!!!!!!!!!! how the fuck am I supposed to play battlefield with Croatian Webcam.''

''ahhhhhhhh jesus christ my Mums on Croatian Webcam.....I'm getting 1800 ping.''

''Lol, look at my ping......I think I've got Croatian Webcam. What a fuck load of shit......I can't play like this''

by El SCORCHIO February 17, 2010

Croatian Sandwich

During sex, this is the act of having one cheap bastard in your mouth and one in your hand. Typically, the Croats can't afford much more.

I didn't make too much today, 4 croatian sandwiches and 1 tossed salad. - as said to one's pimp

by BrackishWater October 10, 2018

Croatian Power Wank

To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.

Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of croatian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.

Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine croatian tractor driver.

P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off! Oh, my fucking Croatian Power Wank!

by Idontlikecroatianpigs February 20, 2011

croatian men

Synonym for "Probably Criminals".

Bob: So who's been pimping out the chicks on the corner?
Chavez: Croatian men, who else?

by MrPo September 5, 2006