Carsexual

A man or woman that is romantically and/or sexually attracted to cars, rather than humans.

Harjoban must be a carsexual! Have you seen the way he fingers himself to photos of lamborghinis?

by harjobanlover69 June 15, 2024

Claresexual

(adj./noun)

1. A person who finds themselves hopelessly, exclusively, obsessed with someone named Clare.

2. Symptoms may include uncontrollable smiling upon sighting of Clare, a sudden craving for marriage and the belief that all humans pale in comparison

3. Often described as a terminal condition, with no known cure and no desire for such.

“What are your pronouns”
“Oh I’m full blown Claresexual”

by Owaliver September 7, 2025