carson 

1) Verb meaning to take a golf club and swat at someone's testicles (ala Johnny Carson)
2)The act of holding someone's balls to the forehead in order to concentrate (ala JC's Carnac the magnificent)
3)A means to get a new car advocated by Toyota.

1)I passed out on the floor of my frat house and awoke just before Weber gave me a carson. I fled through the pantry door with my morning wood intact.
2)I wouldn't say I was her fuck buddy per see. Sure, I got off, but I was starting to suspect that she needed to think, and was only waiting till I slept before she carsoned me.
3)That Toyota Prius is looking sweet. What would the total carbon output be if I were to carson my subaru?

carson by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Carson 

Carson is the kind of friend everyone needs in there life. His life is basically one big Meme. He might be a bit quiet, but once he opens up, he will be the life of the party. He will always try to make you laugh and overall a bit of a goofball. On the surface he might seem self centered, but deep down he would do anything for you. A Carson is a friend to keep!

“ Bro I really need a Carson in my life! “

Carson by Lol_my_name_is_carson October 17, 2019

Carson 

The ghetto place where all the Los Angeles food snobs go to. About seventy five percent of the people here are Mexican, black and Samoan and are fat blobs just like the blob in the movie "X-Men Origins Wolverine". It has all the fast food restaurants such as McDonald's, Jack in the Box, Wendy's and more. So if you are a big junk food addict then come to Carson.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I'm hungry where do ya wanta eat?
Guy 2: Yo, lets go to a restaurant in Carson where we both can eat some fries and a juicy ass burger.
Guy 1: Hell yeah!!! Lets go!!!

Carson by AdomC May 4, 2015

Carson 

A Carson is someone with fantastic sense of style and taste when it comes to fashion. Their outfits are always the most gorgeous you'll ever see. You will sometimes even hear Carson described as a 'style-superstar'

Person 1: Wow look at his clothes he must be a Carson!
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely a style superstar

Carson by carsonkfan2 October 31, 2020

Carson 

If you have a son named Carson... He's Smart, Loyal, Nice, kind, love able, Cares for his family and siblings if you have a Carson in your life that's going through a hard time and scared to say there Gay or Bisexual or Strait Say you will never be mad at you my son i promise

Alan- Hey son whats the Matter?
Carson-I'm scared to tell father that i'm gay and have a boy-
Alan- Do you want me to tell your father dear?
Carson-Please papa and i love you and father^^
Alan: we love you to dear

Carson by Alan Katsuki January 31, 2022

Carson 

Carson is the world's most bad-ass boy that everyone dreams about. Don't screw with Carson or else he will beat the crap out of you. Carson is amazing and athletic.

Carson is so funny!

Carson by UrbanYay May 20, 2018

Carson 

Usually tall with brown f-boy hair and blue eyes. He makes girls fall for him but they can never let go because he’s ‘perfect’. His personality is distinctive and he’s usually really funny. He makes most people laugh. He plays baseball but isn’t good at most sports. Once you fall for him, you can never let go.

Carson, stop throwing gum wrappers on the bus floors.

Carson by Anonymous12212 June 29, 2018