Midlife crisis

When a man approaches midlife and buys a Porsche to seem young and cool

I am worried about James, I think he is going through a midlife crisis, he just bought a Porsche and now thinks he is younger.

by Ionlyspeakthetruth90 November 9, 2018

Crisis Whore

Someone who cannot and will not rest until the peaceful existence of everyone around them is filled with some sort of crisis, drama or emergency.

Someone who finds boredom in peaceful and happy things.

Someone that has a need for or addiction to drama.

Someone that can find and cause a major problem about something minor and inconsequential.

A person that feels lost in the world, direction-less and confused unless there is some sort of problem (real or imagined) that MUST involve THEM.

I was enjoying another beautiful saturday until the Crisis Whore called... now i'll be spending the day saving that marriage again.

Today was a good day until that Crisis Whore made something out of nothing.

by Express41 June 9, 2009

nightlife crisis

A state of permanent urge to go out and participate in nightlife events due to the worry of missing out something that others might experience. Affected people keep doing this over several weeks or months. The tragic thing is that these people wont find enough satisfaction for there might always be a greater event taking place somewhere else next weekend.

A: Oh boy, do you really wanna go party again? Last night already blew my mind off.

B: Come on! Youll never know whats gonna be out there waiting for us!

A: Dude you got a serious nightlife crisis. You should reconsider your lifestyle and get some satisfaction elsewhere but party

by brain fart February 8, 2013

Crisis core

An awesome game that takes place 7 years before Final Fantasy Vii. It revolves around Cloud's dead friend Zack Fair. The game is played on a PSP.

Wow, Crisis Core must be the best game ever.

by VLEX July 9, 2009

Kidlife crisis

“Kidlife crisis” - When a person under the age of 18 goes through something similar to a midlife crisis

Girl - What’s wrong? Why are you acting this way?

Boy - I’m going through a kidlife crisis

by hehehehehehehehehheh August 11, 2019

Sexistential Crisis

Moment where you do not know anything about your gender or sexuality.

"I'm going through a sexistential crisis right now can you please advise me?"

by sexistentialcrisisdunderhead December 21, 2018

crisis twink

a gay person who dyes their hair

By definition, Phil Lester, or amazingphil is a crisis twink, because he is gay and a natural ginger. He dyes his hair black.

by B0WT13S January 4, 2021