arse-cockle

Alternative term for a hemorrhoid (a.k.a. arse grape).
I'm suffering from the discharge from my arse-cockles and it's causing me some rather unpleasant chaffing in the pants region.
by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006
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cockle dockle

When the doctor inspects your cock and makes It do a 360, he then unscrews it and attaches it to the forehead. occasionally, toe order is switched.
"My doctor just performed a cockle dockle! I have never felt better to eat ass and fuck at the same time! My girlfriend rates it a 10/10"
by daddyism'lady August 10, 2022
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Cockle Snacker

One whom does not often perform fellatious acts with strangers; although, when peckish, snacks cockles as madmen devour sandwiches.
A snacker will usually resemble a wild hog. It is not unusual for them to become altogether bestial in search of their chosen snack.
When the moon is full, and the freaks are at whims, one is always bound to encounter a ferocious cockle snacker in alleys, parks, and wooded glens offering seclusion from the prying eye of those whom are not of snacking taste.
by Fool On A Stool May 27, 2024
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