Chlamydia

something yo ass gon get if you keep fucking other people

Clara got chlamydia because she was messing around with other dudes.

by trippleog January 2, 2023

Chlamydia Country

A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country

“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”

“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”

by Clonkobum March 26, 2024

chlamydia

A disease you contract when:
A) your significant other makes you wear cat ears every fuckin day
B) you walk in on your younger sibling(s) watching Peppa Pig, Bluey, Blue's Clues, ect.
C) you realize that in less than four years, some videos on YouTube will say "20 years ago"
D) you notice a bigass rat in your basement while watching Breaking Bad

"Damn cuh, I think I got down with chlamydia. Imma go knock back a shot glass full of triflic acid.

by pissjug97 August 5, 2022