by brussel sprout lover August 13, 2024
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by randomfella833 April 14, 2025
Get the brussell mug.A festive vegetable everyone initially wants to tie the knot with; healthy marriage-material; often accompanied by gravy and nut roast. Sometimes they leave a bitter aftertaste.
Pros:
1) bitesized
2) approved by parents
3) like movie-nights in
Cons:
1) If not cooked enough they’re hard to fork and slip on the gravy off the Xmas dinner plate & stain the tablecloth
2) Enter a never-ending vegetative state
3) Only cum once a year
Pros:
1) bitesized
2) approved by parents
3) like movie-nights in
Cons:
1) If not cooked enough they’re hard to fork and slip on the gravy off the Xmas dinner plate & stain the tablecloth
2) Enter a never-ending vegetative state
3) Only cum once a year
Janet: “If you could marry any vegetable, what would it be?”
Larissa: “I don’t know, is this some sort of joke?”
Janet: “I’ll tell you, a Brussel Spouse.”
Larissa: “Brussels smells of piss”
Larissa: “I don’t know, is this some sort of joke?”
Janet: “I’ll tell you, a Brussel Spouse.”
Larissa: “Brussels smells of piss”
by Hot-Cross Pun March 17, 2026
Get the Brussel Spouse mug.Ohio Brussel Sprouts is the act of sucking small round food items (ideally large grapes or Brussel sprouts) out of your partners anus.
Liz stuffed a bag of skittles in her ass and made me do Ohio Brussel Sprouts. All I can taste is fruity shit.
by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023
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