Golden Blum

The act of sucking through the hole of a freshly pierced ear of ones niece, before jewelry can be placed in the ear. Must be done at a mall. Can only be done if one does not actually have a niece.

These Saltines taste like a Golden Blum.

by Pseudonym Brian February 15, 2021

Blum, Mackenzie

fat gremlin version of a person with no abbillty to move their legs because they are really big

Blum, Mackenzie is a big goblin

by the arguement winner September 16, 2022

Blum

A black bum

That blum sure was happy when he found that watermelon and fried chicken in the trash.

by G$48 January 31, 2024