Bluesky

(BLÜ-skē)

A blowjob left unfinished, resulting in blue balls.

Alternate: an app that will never get out of beta

Aw man, I finally hooked up with Jenni, but her dad called in the middle. So all I got was a Bluesky.

Alternate: I just got the best blowjob of my life. It was so good, I have to post about it on Bluesky!

by People Paula September 3, 2023

BlueSky

The place everyone goes when they get tired of all the drama on Twitter / X. It is better than Twitter / X.

Yo I just made an account on BlueSky go follow me there!

by TheGravy5 November 14, 2024

bluesky

an X (formerly Twitter) alternative to which anti-Muskers flee

Hey Becky, Elon is on some weird shit again; we should like totally move to bluesky ASAP.

by drorge December 8, 2024

bluesky

An X (formerly Twitter) alternative to which anti-Muskers flee

Hey Becky, we should, like, totally move to bluesky; Elon is on some weird shit again

by drorge December 8, 2024

BlueSky

An insular and irrelevant social media network catering to those with leftist political sentiments. Marketed generally as an alternative to Twitter (now X), its userbase largely consists of disgruntled leftists seeking refuge from the horrors of free speech encountered elsewhere on social media.

"I was sick of being inundated with opposing political views, and also indignant over Trump's victory in the election, so the only rational option was to flee to the oppressive leftist moderatorship regime of BlueSky".

by UnsocialMedia May 20, 2025

Blueskyism

The worst aspects of (some of) the American left rolled into one, which make progressivism less appealing to the general public. Helped Trump win in 2024.

Aspects of Blueskyism include an inability to STFU about Trump/Vance/Elon, etc., demonization and even death threats towards, for example, the center-left (see the journo Jesse Singal), "cancel culture" in general, extreme hostility towards anyone who promotes A.I., et cetera.

As its name suggests, it's associated with the titular Twitter clone site, where the phenomenon runs rampant.

Back in the Tumblr era, "Blueskyism" didn't work. It definitely won't work now.

by Bbb23’s left testicle January 18, 2026

mr.blueskyyyyyyyyy

(Aka magster) A super cool awesome and utterly fantabulous person. said person has a very odd mixture of interests, and is very fond of people who share these interests. Supreme ruler of all things former-viner-turned-commentary-youtuber

“Hey did you hear? mr.blueskyyyyyyyyy got awarded top prize for most prized citizen of Kurtistown”
“mr.blueskyyyyyyyyy got a shoutout by the ole’ Danny Gonzalez! Good for the maggie (magster)

by AddyLikesGeese June 2, 2021