budget boob job

wearing two bras at once to give you that little extra padding and lift to make it seem like you had a real boob job, even though you didn't

He said he was a boob guy when we talked online, so when we went on our first date I got a budget boob job while I was getting ready.

by greensunset September 30, 2012

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Budget Fettuccine Alfredo

When you go to a grave yard when extremely hungry but have no money and dig up a grave and with a sledgehammer, slam the abdomen, and the contents that spew out the crouch region that look like Fettuccine Alfredo are feasted upon yourself and/or friends you brought along as a meal to satisfy your extreme hunger.

You: Bro I am so fucking hungry right now but I blew all my money on that blow.

Friend: That’s alright, let’s just go to the graveyard and get some budge Fettuccine Alfredo
You: Good idea, it’s been a long time since I’ve had some budget Fettuccine Alfredo.

by TriggerFuel April 21, 2019

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Budget Busting

When you have 30 in the bank but you rather spent 50 and get that overdraft fee.

She was Budget Busting to buy that expensive product

by Tony Thrill June 2, 2019

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Budget Booty Thotty

A young woman who will provide sexual services to a man (usually a simp ) for a minimal or baseline level amount of cash or resources.
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"It's Friday night. I'm bout to hit up Christina and see if she'll come to the crib. I got some blunts rolled and a bottle of Hennessey. If she does a good job, I'll take her to Mickey D's afterwards. Don't want that budget booty thotty to feel used and abused."

by TheConQueso June 27, 2020

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