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you got to be fist fucking me

a sudden reversal of fortune - a banked eight ball for the win flies out of the pocket you intended into another, or your full house loses to a straight flush on the river.
usually not part of a sentence, all you can say is "you got to be fist fucking me." or "you've got to be fist-fucking me."
by quitepedantic November 17, 2015
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That will be a future me problem

The phrase “That will be a future me problem” is as the phrase states. Whatever problem your are working on will be a future you problem.
Person 1- I did a half ass job on the car repair. “That will be a future me problem
by Hankscolts December 2, 2022
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You gotta be dry humpin me!

Much more impactful, thrilling and hilarious way to say 'You gotta be kidding me!' with umph.
Mary: Hey, John. I stayed over at your friend's house last night but woke up in the middle of the woods on my hands & knees in a pile of dirt with a condom up my butt, but I swear I would never cheat on you.
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!
by yougottabedryhumpinme March 13, 2023
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me name be

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Me name be Gore Vidal
by Romain G October 22, 2007
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don't you be lookin at me like your mama don't feed you

definition: don't look at me
comes from the ghetto
Don't you be looking at me like your mama don't feed you.....cause i know she do!
by Bob Marley October 20, 2004
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me albania be careful

This is a powerful sentence used to destroy any Albanian in an argument.
HashimHoxhaWarrior: Hello autistic Serboids..
Serboidsubhumandjole: me albania be careful
by 1c7x January 19, 2024
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