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Acting like a granola bar

In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022
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Acting like andy

Andy - to be a little smug shit and acts like little pussy.
Why are you acting like Andy?
by anonymous December 17, 2020
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Acting like a bird

Being autistic
Person : What is wrong with Mark? Why is he acting like a bird!
by Cosmicbipolar March 28, 2023
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acting like a dime

(1) Seeing ones text , reading it and not responding.
(2) When hearing one talk to you and you ignore him/hers compliment
"Hey beautiful ." - Boy
"....." -Girl
Bitch why you acting like a dime
by The boul January 13, 2014
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I Animated The`~` Teddy `~` Canine `~`Dog And Acted Like It Was A Rapist To Throw It Into The Void Element
I Animated The`~` Teddy `~` Canine `~`Dog And Acted Like It Was A Rapist To Throw It Into The Void Element
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Acting like a attitude

Means your acting mad, sassy, stuck up
Girl, You acting like a attitude, what's wrong with you

Why you acting like a attitude
by FloridaBoy HB February 11, 2024
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Acting like jonothon

A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding

Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”
by Sigggmaaamaleee January 20, 2022
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