Apeist

A person who identifies as part ape. They like ape like traits and bodily features.

Normal big dudes with awkward personalities, walk, and Ape brain.

I think I’m a bit Apeist because it takes me 45 seconds to tie my shoes but I can bench press 315 pounds.

by Apeist June 21, 2024

NAE-ARSE-ACIST

A Narcissist with no arse/ass/buns/buttocks/Derriere ... this condition is normally accompanied by a sister disorder where they dislike Ski holidays, democracy and moving home. Sometimes spotted on Call of Duty: Warzone, when not making themselves the centre of attention at wedding number 12 of the year. Ironically, where their complete lack of arse is laid bare for all to see.

that Ruaraidh is such a Nae-arse-acist

by mystery excelsiorite January 22, 2021