JONO JUICE

the most powerful substance on earth
a cup of coffee is 0.5% of i sip of jono juice
the average human being would die after digesting even 2% of jono juice
the only person who can survive it is the big man himself: JONO

person 1: mate we need to win this game, go drink your jono juice
person 2: YES!

by Flipidipdip June 15, 2022

Jono Rizz

Jono Rizz is where you shove a footlong subway so far up your ass that you walk like a crab for 3 days asking bitches to cosume your shit and as one of them accepts you pull out an entire footlong subway out fo your ass and force feed it to them before smashing them in the middle of the road before getting hit by a car and then eating cheese. After that you would get horny and start fucking that cheese until it becomes white cheese then shove it up your ass as far as you can and feed it to the next person.

Person 1: What he did the Jono Rizz?
Person 2: No way the Jono Rizz is insane!

by SuperYeetCat May 19, 2023

Jono

A neek

Jono is a neek

by Bendy dick July 23, 2021

jono

an egg

jono is an egg

by Robobobodaman May 12, 2021

A Jono

Someone who always finds a way of either being late or not showing up at all

Ahhhhh he’s pulling a Jono

by Smokey-Elm July 8, 2021

jono lu

petite vulnerable scrumptious dream enthusiast who craves being pegged by sherbet the soccer girl

ayo think my songs fem, he a jono lu frfr

by eshayyss August 18, 2022

Jono

A Jono is a person who knows a lot of people but is only close to a few.Jono is usually listening to music,making music or doing drugs to distract himself from the outside world

Jono is never paying attention

Jono is always listening to music
Jono can rap
Jono is so versatile

by 061clappa6100 November 19, 2023