Jono Rizz is where you shove a footlong subway so far up your ass that you walk like a crab for 3 days asking bitches to cosume your shit and as one of them accepts you pull out an entire footlong subway out fo your ass and force feed it to them before smashing them in the middle of the road before getting hit by a car and then eating cheese. After that you would get horny and start fucking that cheese until it becomes white cheese then shove it up your ass as far as you can and feed it to the next person.
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the other person would respond with death.
the other person would respond with death.
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a cup of coffee is 0.5% of i sip of jono juice
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a cup of coffee is 0.5% of i sip of jono juice
the average human being would die after digesting even 2% of jono juice
the only person who can survive it is the big man himself: JONO
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