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December 5

National slap a short person day; an international holiday where you get the chance to slap your miniscule-length friend! Unfortunately, this so-called "holiday" ends right after 3:50 PM.
"Yo, it's December 5! wanna go slap that short guy?"
"Hell yeah, man. let's do it."
by mitskilover200200 December 4, 2023
mugGet the December 5mug.

December 5

December 5th is the day you suck your best friends dick
by Hausbuch December 4, 2021
mugGet the December 5mug.

5 December

This is my (susan van brakpan/ maylin) birthday
5 December........
by Susan van brakpan December 3, 2020
mugGet the 5 Decembermug.

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