Ye'Ol'-Gran'Pappi'-LawngShanx

"TODAY'S NEW WORD WILL BE RELEASED AS IT CELEBRATES ITS OFFICIAL ENTRY INTO THE GREATEST {UNDERGROUND DICTIONARY OF MODERN, IF NOT,ALL TIMES.~~ {Ye'Ol'-Gran'Pappi'-LawngShanx} ~~} 2021/22 " NEW WORD" RELEASE. ©
"This seemingly odd, yet INCREDIBLY sexy word has been described by the many as a mixture of New-aged /hipster Word/Title/Proper-Noun etc...etc...has some seriously unique mean and strange & unusual spelling has a very interesting meaning from ancient middle America Slang name, passed down from one *Noun*,Verb,*Ad-Verb,*Adjective*Title*
Word Origin> from the Mid-Western Hoods, Ghettos Slums of The U.S.of A cirque: yrs.©2021a.d

Definition: #392002...........

"An incredibly sexy and very well accomplished stud of a super fly ass attractive young bodied hipster father who finds out from his 17 yr daughter that he was just unexpectedly made a grandfather!!

The wee Lad's lil' ears perked up, a smile appeared, he noticed those 15 inch subwoofers rattle the neighbors dope pipes, as he jumped out of his 3rd BM''s ghetto ass 1987 multicolored station wagon with a donut for a front tire he YELLED OUT THE TOP OF HIS NEWPORT TAR INFESTED LUNGS AND SAID . ,"GUESS WHO'S OUT OF PRISON AGAIN, AND HAS GOOD NEWS, I ONLY HAVE 79 MORE YEARS OF PAROLE UNTIL Ye'Ol'-Gran'Pappi'-LawngShanx is FINALLY BACK A FREE MAN" Ye'Ol'-Gran'Pappi'-LawngShanx sound system with 10 15 inch speaker's inwhen he heard

by Ye'Ol'-Gran'Pappi'-LawngShanx August 16, 2022

the never ending lawsuit

So, the never ending lawsuit is a lawsuit that drags on for years and years. Really, if you think about it, both sides are undeserving. Unfortunately, friends and relatives must hear about it over and over and OVER again.

The never ending lawsuit for Michael’s estate has been going for so many years that I have lost count.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

omg mom injury lawyers

The most amazing law firm in the southeast. The original use of the term and has no relation to the horrible story writing of a certain individual on a certain app.

“Wow! OMG MOM INJURY LAWYERS has such an amazing name and they really fight for me!

by surfsuppenguin73 April 26, 2023

Pork-Based Lawnmower

MAOAM - Mow Ham...

Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)

by MattusFinchus June 3, 2023

the DouBLe LaWLee

A rare genetic disorder originating in Northern New York in which an individual is born with two anuses.

Sorry to hear about the DouBLe LaWLee diagnosis. What are you doing later tonight.

by Greg Toland June 17, 2023

Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury

Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops

by KorokDude August 25, 2023

I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH

Right but your creators are making derivatives of my content and Aaron owns the rights to those... So... If your not BUYING them from him... Do you own the rights to make derivatives? Did YOU think that far ahead?

Youtube Lady "I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH!"

Hym "Yeah... BUUUUT! If the rules are on my side... And you aren't the rule changer... It doesn't matter how well you argue against the rules... Because the rules dictate the outcome.... So... Pay Aaron or be conquered!"

by Hym Iam August 31, 2023