cheese

cat, aedan and ruby huffing, glonking and getting funky

'anyone up for cheese later?'

by trash boat 69 April 8, 2023

Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.

I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.

by QuacksO July 14, 2018

Karma Cheese

When you go down on your best friend's ex-girlfriend and find unpleasant residue in her vagina.

I ate Kimberly out and got some nasty Karma Cheese.

by Ninikins November 11, 2016

Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"

Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"
It has multiple meanings
1st A Really Beautiful and Sexy Girl/Women

2nd Ur Pussy probably Taste Great Less Filling"

U tell a Girl/Women ur Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"
Means "Beautiful and Sexy Taste Great Less Filling"
Ya know how a person starts eating

Doritos r really addictive and cheese puff r ok but really messy

by 70RR 007 October 22, 2025

Chicken and Cheese

Two things that cancel each other out.

Eating a big mac after running a mile, it's so chicken and cheese.

by emzC&C January 25, 2009

Grill This Cheese

Used in two different ways, one way is to show that you have lost interest into something and wish to do something else.
Also used in a way to show defense against someone who mocks you

(Example 1)
Me: Man, this party is straight farm to nug bro, let's grill this cheese
Friend: Ight bro, this place is boring
(Example 2)

Yo i'm really bout to grill this cheese right now if he don't stop talking that bull

by Carter720 March 12, 2019

Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018