The Double Tailed Quarter

The act of shoving a quarter up your rectum, then your partner sucks it out of your rectum. They then swallow it and when ready, you return the favor. Not to be confused with the double tailed peso, where you share a jar of jalapeños first.

My girlfriend wanted to save money, so I suggested we try the double tailed quarter method, she wasn't impressed.

by Twinkle abs February 22, 2026

Portugal Double

Portugal Double is a sex position revealed to me in a dream. It refers to having sex while one person is asleep. It is adjecent to Somnophilia, the only difference is that the one asleep should wake up with clear markings on their skin, reminiscent of the night before. It's all consensual.

"Have you tried the portugal double before? I don't remember much, I just have these amazing markings on my thighs"

by ratataptor March 1, 2026

Logical Double Standards

A fallacy where someone applies logical standards inconsistently—accusing opponents of fallacies while committing the same ones, demanding evidence they don't provide, requiring certainty they don't practice. The classic form: accusing someone of "jumping to conclusions" while leaping to your own; crying "ad hominem" while attacking character; demanding "evidence" while ignoring counter-evidence. Logical Double Standards reveal that the invocation of logic is often strategic, not principled—logic as weapon, not tool. The double standard is the point: one rule for them, another for us.

"He accused me of hasty generalization based on three examples, then generalized about my entire argument from one comment. That's Logical Double Standards—his generalization is analysis; mine is fallacy. The standard isn't logic; it's convenience. Double standards are what happen when logic becomes a jersey you wear, not a game you play."

by Dumu The Void March 3, 2026

Logical Double Standards

The practice of applying different logical standards to different participants in a discussion—demanding rigorous proof from opponents while accepting hand-waving from allies, requiring formal validity from one side while ignoring fallacies from the other. Logical Double Standards are what make debates unfair: one side must meet impossible standards; the other side can say anything. They're the signature of bad-faith arguing, of intellectual dishonesty, of debate as performance rather than inquiry. Logical Double Standards make genuine dialogue impossible because the playing field is never level.

Example: "He demanded she provide peer-reviewed studies for every claim, while his own claims were supported by 'common sense' and 'everyone knows.' Logical Double Standards in action: one rule for her, another for him. The debate wasn't fair; it was rigged."

by Dumu The Void March 10, 2026

Rational Double Standards

The practice of applying different standards of rationality to different people or positions—deeming one's own reasoning rational while dismissing similar reasoning from opponents as irrational. Rational Double Standards are what allow people to see their own biases as insights, their own emotions as intuitions, their own leaps as logic—while seeing the same things in others as errors. They're the cognitive machinery of hypocrisy, the engine of special pleading, the foundation of every double standard that privileges one's own side.

Example: "His gut feeling was intuition; her gut feeling was irrational emotion. Rational Double Standards in action: same phenomenon, different labels, depending on who was experiencing it. The double standard was invisible to him, which is how it worked."

by Dumu The Void March 10, 2026

Reason Double Standards

The practice of applying different standards of reason to different people or positions—treating one's own reasoning as reasonable while dismissing comparable reasoning from others as unreasonable. Reason Double Standards are the everyday currency of argument, the unspoken assumption that "my reasons are reasons; yours are rationalizations." They make genuine dialogue impossible because they ensure that one side is always already reasonable and the other always already wrong.

Example: "His reasons were careful analysis; her reasons were just rationalizations. Reason Double Standards in action: same thing, different labels, depending on who was doing the reasoning. The double standard was invisible to him, which is how it worked."

by Dumu The Void March 10, 2026

Epistemological Double Standards

The practice of applying different epistemological standards to different kinds of knowledge or different knowers—demanding rigorous proof from marginalized perspectives while accepting hand-waving from dominant ones, requiring evidence from outsiders while taking insider claims on faith. Epistemological Double Standards are what make knowledge production political: who gets to know, whose knowledge counts, what standards apply to whom. They're the signature of epistemic injustice, the mechanism by which some ways of knowing are privileged and others marginalized.

Example: "He demanded rigorous evidence from indigenous knowledge systems while accepting Western science's claims on faith. Epistemological Double Standards in action: different standards for different knowers, different rules for different knowledge. The double standard was invisible to him, which is how it maintained epistemic injustice."

by Dumu The Void March 10, 2026