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Floor Monkey

Anyone who works at the front lines of an organization. At a bank, it would be the tellers. At a service organization it would be those who deal directly with clients or customers. Floor monkeys can of course be well paid if they are, for example, at a large multinational corporation where they make sure computer servers are up and running properly, make sure a company's invoices are paid on time or provide information, reports or expert knowledge to business-to-business clients. Essentially, they are at the bottom of the organizational pyramid and rarely if ever have direct reports.
John and I are both floor monkeys at work. If were weren't there to keep things running management would be screwed. I don't think they even know what we do.

My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant
by jdogg00 June 27, 2015
mugGet the Floor Monkeymug.

Angolan spider monkey

When you a woman has her legs behind her head and you proceed to give her cunnilingus whilst pinning her against the wall
This chick was so flexible i was able to go at her while she was doing the Angolan spider monkey
by Nostalgia inc. July 26, 2021
mugGet the Angolan spider monkeymug.

Ass Monkey

A monkey that has been dwelling inside of the cheeks of the ass
Your an ass monkey
by Skanky sammington November 21, 2019
mugGet the Ass Monkeymug.

Aids-Monkey

Mrs Speelman's class is Aids-Monkey today!
by Logan Polcyn January 22, 2024
mugGet the Aids-Monkeymug.

Fucking monkey

by Pelotas849230 May 11, 2022
mugGet the Fucking monkeymug.

Monkey D Luffy

person1: dude who the hell is monkey d luffy

person2: KING OF THE PIRATES ARE YOU STUPID
by tonytonychoppa March 9, 2024
mugGet the Monkey D Luffymug.

slowch monkey

A slowch monkey is the opposite of a slaunch donkey. The slowch monkey is a small bass
Dammnnnnnnnnn I just caught the tiniest slowch monkey ever!
by TheogSlowchMonkey April 21, 2018
mugGet the slowch monkeymug.

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