Dick Tape

Def.1: Used in response to one is who over expressive and needs to be brought back to baseline. Akin to having a massive boner in public when totally inappropriate - one should tape that boner against their waist or belly (depending on length).
"Dude, grab some dick tape and calm the fuck down."

Def.2 : Similarly to definition 1, When a woman is over zealous, she must tape a dildo on and achieve orgasm to calm down. "Grab some dick tape, strap it in, and take a step back, girlfriend."

by Horpel Krufkin October 1, 2016

dingo dick

When you lose your virginity and contract an STI in the Australian Outback and you don't remember how it happened.

Mate i think got dingo dick by some aboriginal woman last week whilst on a walkabout

by Blackie_Chaan October 20, 2015

Cherry Dicking

The action of a female dry humping a male through the pants until his dick turns red as a cherry

Dude I just wanted to fuck that chick and she just kept cherry dicking me.

by TheRedDevil204 November 1, 2015

Dick Pocket

When you're so fat that your dick tucks into your body creating a dick pocket

Hold on, let me put this in my dick pocket

by Firestar4 November 28, 2015

dick bees

A colony of bees, usual living in and around a human's penis. Occasionally the queen bee will come out and check things out, only to (very painfully) squeeze itself back into the urethra.

Shit Dillon, my bum crabs and my dick bees have begun a war and are tearing the shit out of my crotch!

by Admiral Tassles January 7, 2016

dick scissors

When a female (or male) has an ass tight enough to warrant fear of dick removal if clinched during anal sex.

Dang did you see that honey over there? She's so fit her ass is dick scissors.

by UrbanDS January 18, 2016

grammar dick

A person who constantly corrects misusage of the English language regardless of the inappropriate or unnecessary timing of said correction.

A couple having drinking at a bar:

Mike: "Today was crazy. I didn't have time for lunch between meetings and I felt so nauseous."

Melissa: "You mean, 'I felt so nauseated.' "

"Whatever, Grammar Dick. I'm going to go get another beer."

by M12012015M March 9, 2016