A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.
Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”
by Davey Fakename August 16, 2023
Get the dirty cheese curdmug. Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.
by Bob flaggit December 7, 2016
Get the Microwave Cheesemug. by lost-kin February 6, 2023
Get the cheese poopsmug. by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025
Get the Kansas Cheese Gratermug. Requires technique, an undercooked Sonic grilled cheese, and an innately brave soul. When previously mentioned undercooked Sonic grilled cheese is lightly pinched at bottom two corners in ready to eat position and sandwich slowly flops away from mouth. Innate brave soul opens mouth wide and forces floppage toward mouth while simultaneously taking a bite. Grilled Cheese Floppage.
by CherryPie $$$ December 21, 2016
Get the grilled cheese floppagemug. by conner price December 13, 2020
Get the Microwave Grilled Cheesemug. Tim cheese is the murderer of john pork, john pork was tryna smash tiana cheese (tim cheese's wife) and therefore he was murdeered brutally by tim cheese, tiana cheese has come out stating that the reason she went for john pork is due to tim cheese abusive and vulgarness around his own wife, many other people have came up about the case such a pengu. The detective of this case is agent 5.5, a balding old man that constantly looks like he is on some sort of weed. the case is yet to be closed and there is still lots more information to come, there has been hints of quandale dingle and other randoms being in the lore, but agent 5.5 must approve of this otherwise it's nonsense and not canon.
by Kurzi :) March 30, 2025
Get the Tim cheesemug.