Sasquatch Kid

aka Sassy, He is the kid of the group (if hes even in a group) that is the loser that nobody likes but, is kept around for the soul purpose of making fun of him. The Sasquatch kid is Justin Bieber like in appearence, likes to stalk people via GPS, and Says catch phases like "a fuck you" "wow asshole" "hey ass wipe" and the ever so famous "you jew". The Sasquatch Kid is also a major troll bait cuz he doesnt get most inside jokes or jokes at all for that matter. On the Internet the Sasquatch Kid will appear Gaiafagish in a way with his ";-_-" anime Emoticon. Coming in contact with a Sasquatch Kid can and will result in.. IQ loss, herpes, internet tom foolery, Bieber fever, the need to kill ones self or others, super herpes, and the loss of puppy. Oh yeah, he also likes to eat puppies. And or pee on them too.

xanthe: omg!
perry: what?
xanthe: is that a gay teal greenish bike?
perry: ah horse crap! here comes that kid sassy again.
xanthe: we have to protect the puppy!!
perry: agreed!
Sasquatch Kid: hey you jews, i tracked you via GPS.
perry: wow! gee much?
xanthe: Zing! LOL
Sasquatch Kid: WOW asshole! ;-_-
R: go away no one likes you. roar! roar! roar!

by perryEB February 21, 2011

The kid laboi toy

Alex Balm

The kid laboi toy is someone similar to Alex

by The Kid Laroi Fan November 25, 2024

Whipped kid

When someone is so obsessed with their girlfriend they forget saturdays are for the boys, and deny that this so called girlfriend cheated on them.

That whipped kid Peter hasn't hung out with boys in like 5 months since he started dating Diane, he's definitely forming a vagina.

by Michaelatkinson January 8, 2017

Raged kid

An overused YouTube buzzword.

A bad YouTuber: EVERYONE IS A RAGED KID!!1!1!1!

by VantaBlack526 September 20, 2023

Stray Kids

Idk but they are the group outsold your favs bestie

“My kpop group paved the way”
No bae like Stray kids paved the way for them🙄

by Minnieloml September 3, 2021

Gacha kid

Someone who used to watch gacha but has since left the community and usually has a insane glow up.

“Why do gacha kids turn out so pretty?”

by Juul1aa June 16, 2024

Zombie kid

I like turtles

Lady: Back here live at the waterfront village with my friend the zombie Jonathan. You're looking good Jonathan. You just got an awesome facepaint job. What do you think?

Zombie kid: I like turtles!

Lady: Alright you're great.

by bonerman69 October 25, 2018