Wilson

The worst footballer of all time. This yellow headed freak is quite possibly the worst football player to touch a ball.

Man 1 : yooooo scallywag that dude cathal furlong is super wilson!
Man 2 : YEAH BRUH LMAO HES SUCH A WILSON!!!!
Man 1 : Yo let’s go beat him up because of how much of a wilson he is.
Man 2 : Okay.
Man 1 : Gg.
Man 2 : Gg.

by ssoott May 10, 2023

Hot Wilson

When you’ve touched food that’s too hot and pull your hand away like Jim does from Wilson in Friday Night Dinner

Burnt my fucking fingers after picking up that bastard fishcake. Did a proper hot wilson

by Teed33 January 28, 2022

Wilson

In the world of runescape, you may encounter a wild Wilson on world 354. A wild Wilson's weakness is good RNG, its main type of attack, is to go on a rant about efficiency, its special attack is to let out a high pitched wine screaming "Fuck This Game". Also has the ability to turn into a volleyball.

This Wilson should go suck a Dick. Oh wait, thats his main form of nutrients

by ZaneGreyy April 28, 2021

Wade Wilson

Deadpool, the regenerating degenerate, Merc With a Mouth, the greatest thing to come from Canada since maple syrup and Three Days Grace.

Oh my Glob! Wade Wilson is so awesome! He’s way the coolest!

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

Brian Wilson

A shitty person who likes to leave his kids bc his broke ass mf self is stupid and he is a drug addict

“This guy is such a brian wilson”

by SpreadPositivity😍 January 14, 2022

Rory Wilson

A nice gut but can often feel obliged to add humor unnecessarily in order to impress others present.
He's that guy that posts a random emoji or stupidly unfunny meme that there is no way to respond to on a groupchat.
Good fun to be around in person though and kind of attractive.

He's done it again, he's done a Rory Wilson.

by FBLASIFB April 17, 2021

Wilson (person)

A person who is godlier than a Benji and has a 24-inch dick that created man. He is a fun loving person.

OMG his dick is almost as big as a Wilson (person).

by Willyj123456 October 22, 2018