Jan Van Eck

SoC duology spoiler warning (maybe?):
If we're talking the dude from the Grishaverse he's a complete jerk and I don't think anyone likes him. If someone does they're definitely alone about it.

If we're talking the Chief Executive Officer or whatever the fuck, idk man, that's just a dude
Person 1: Did you start reading Six of Crows?
Person 2: Yes and I hate Jan Van Eck
Person 1: As you should
by SimpForWylan October 04, 2021
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Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Ruud Van Nistlerooy is one of the greatest natural goalscorers of all time. What he lacks in pace he makes up with his accuracy and positioning, and for every stunning goal he doesn't score there are about five close range toe pokes or on a penny turns and deadly finishes he does. Famed for never scoring a competative goal for manchester united outside of the box, the old trafford masses still chant a war like 'Ruud...Ruud' anytime he aproaches. Quantity over quality any day, Ruud Van Nistelrooy and his miraculous talent for putting the ball into the back of the net is fast becoming fable.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy : A poacher of goals
by the godf4ther September 18, 2005
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Rip Van Shtinkel

A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.
Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.
by connorsji December 23, 2009
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Vincent van Gogh

1853-90
A dutch artist who while happy in childhood became grim, impoverished, melancholic and difficult-but he painted works that are now among the world's best known, best loved, and most expensive.

He came late into his artistic vocation, after years of unfulfilling careers, failed love affairs, poverty, and spiritual crises. His obsessive letters to his devoted brother, Theo, which often explain work in detail, formed the source material for the quickly emergent cult that continues to grow around him.

His style was self-taught, instantly recognizable, he used paint straight from the tube and applied it as thick as furrows. He distorted form and color in order to express inner feelings, moving away from the reproduction of literal visual appearances toward a symbolic and expressive synthesis.
Vincent van Gogh ranks with Cezanne and Gauguin as the greatest of the Post-Impressionist artists.

"Portrait of Dr. Gachet" an oil painting by Vincent van Gogh sold in 1990 for $75 million dollars.
by EmpressDaphne August 25, 2009
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Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk "Eddie" Van Halen (born January 26, 1955), is an Dutch-American rock guitarist, keyboardist, songwriter and producer of Dutch descent, most famous as the lead guitarist and co-founder of the hard rock band Van Halen; an American hard rock band formed in in 1972. They enjoyed success from the release of their self titled debut album in 1978
Have you heard about that kid? That's Eddie Van Halen, He's fucking dangerous on that guitar!
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lucy van pelt

A character from the comic stip Peanuts Lucy Van Pelt is a character who spends her time making fun of Charlie Brown, lusting after Schroeder, and playing outfield on Charlie Brown's baseball team.
She is famous for pulling the football away right before Charlie Brown can kick it, as well as offering her physcology "skills" for 5 cents.
by Mingreyy August 09, 2005
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rip van wankle

Masturbating on a sleeping ladies face without waking her up.
I gave Audrey a Rip van wankle and she liked it.
by captainawesomeP June 16, 2014
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