The best instrument of all creating ever. Everyone who is a trumpet player has the most ego and is horny as hecc. All of us HATE the woodwinds, saxophones most of all.
by TrumpetsAreBetter February 7, 2020
Get the Trumpetmug. A nose hose for bugger sugar
by C L O U D S July 21, 2023
Get the party trumpetmug. A rank-and-file supporter of Donald Trump.
by Texano November 10, 2019
Get the TrumPetmug. The act of giving oral to the rectum or penis in short bursts, much like one giving a jazz solo for a trumpet.
by jimmies be rustled April 26, 2014
Get the jazzy trumpetmug. This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played
Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips
Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet
Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet
by Juic3HD December 5, 2019
Get the Plumber's Trumpetmug. BD: trumpets, for the fifth time in the past 2 minutes, can you please play softer????????????????!!!!!
by spectre729 July 29, 2019
Get the Trumpetsmug. by Tendel1o October 1, 2017
Get the backwords trumpetmug.