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The Lineman’s Touch

A sexual act when two Lineman touch tips, or dock, in a bucket truck. Then proceed to grab the high voltage power lines to “complete the circuit”.
Dan’s service was beautiful but embarrassing when they said he died from doing The Lineman’s Touch and we had to explain what that is to his parents.
by BFFLINEMAN September 22, 2023
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Trump's touch

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trump's touch.
by Zariza January 31, 2020
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Bandini touch

The opposite of the Midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit. Bandini is a fertilizer company in Los Angeles that was famous for its large pile of manure called Bandini Mountain.
Don't let Bill work on your project, his Bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done.
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Liar's Touch

Describes an individual who makes up outlandish lies for attention and/or clout. People inflicted with the Liar's Touch may deny all evidence discrediting their lies and will get angry when confronted. Symptoms include; vague statements, sobbing for sympathy during a general conversation, and bringing up their fake problems on a daily basis.

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the Liar's Touch, you may be entitled to compensation.
Person 1: "Nick told me his friend moved to New Zealand and died from AIDS!"
Person 2: "No he didn't. Nick has the Liar's Touch."
by Rayae February 9, 2021
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The devil's touch

The act of someone lighting their hand on fire then giving the male a hand job.
Person: want me to give you "the devil's touch"
Guy: what's that?
Person:😈
by Blackstar47 February 12, 2023
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Touch base

When the shafts of two male sex organs make contact during a ménage à trois.
He said to me when I first met him in the office kitchen that we should 'touch base sometime'. I told him I would be glad to if his wife obliged.

Haven't you heard? Touching base is the new first base.
by Pádraig Shuibhne May 7, 2021
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crab touch

a touch only a crab can give. usually sexual
1. Damn man! You just got the Crab Touch!

2.Oh shit man! Did you see that Crab Touch!?
by Ca2en September 19, 2017
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