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Zach

A fucking loser that pisses the bad
This kid is a Zach
by Your boi Grayson September 18, 2020
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Zach

Zach is something of a scientist himself
I, Zach, am something of a scientist himself
by nkdkvnkdkn January 6, 2022
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Zach

A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.
Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble
by Sexy_Gabe February 28, 2022
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Zach

Zack is someone who sits in his room puffing on a Geekbar, and playing Fortnite practically all day.
Stranger1: Hey i met a guy the other day
Stanger2: how was he?
Stanger1: he was a nigger
Stanger2: so like zach?
Stanger1: yea…(sigh)
by lollygaggerorsomething May 1, 2025
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zach and catherine

he sat next to her on a crowded bus
they must be in a friends to lovers storyline like a zach and catherine genre
by minibananapancakes June 23, 2024
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Zaching out

by Hulk deep April 14, 2017
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Zach

A fat pig who likes to eat donuts and watch anime.
That Zach kid is so smelly he has worn that fedora for the last three years and I don't think he showers.
by Chugsplash69 April 12, 2022
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