angry noble

something that doesn't exist, a complete myth, an absolute falsehood, something you will never see

'You know Sam, my girl is gorgeous, great in the bedroom, loves cooking and cleaning and makes me breakfast in bed every morning'

'Yeah I know, she sounds like an angry noble'

by hunglikeabrahamlincoln September 22, 2009

angry mummy

Giving a sleeping MILF a surprise facial. (Bonus points for getting it in her eyes).

Steve's mom was so hot napping in the couch , I just had to give her an ANGRY MUMMY. She was so pissed, she jumped up to try and strangle me, but tripped over the coffee table because the bitch couldn't see!

by Too tall May 26, 2014

The Angry Baugs

Baugs is a short version of a German word. The Angry Baugs is when you have sex with your girlfriend and your just about to blow your load, and you shoot your steamin' load in her face. Then you proceed to yell "NEIN!!" in a very angry manner. That's an Angry Baugs.

I gave my girlfriend the Angry Baugs last night and it was AWESOME!!!

by DomePla October 31, 2011

angry reactions

One of the the nicest tiktoker ON the planet

Tim: Hey did you see angry reactions new tiktok
Sarah:YEA hes soooooo nice

Tim:I KNOW RIGHT

by Toblesstocare October 10, 2020

Angry Andre

The act of opening a champagne bottle, preferably Andre, and shooting the cork into a womans eye then proceding to douse the woman with the champagne giving her a wet t-shirt.

Damn! Did you see that girl jogging by in the white shorts and t-shirt, she was HOT?

Ya, I'd give her an Angry Andre!

by AK.Killa October 24, 2006

Angry Bird

A jealous, hateful, crazy psychotic bitch. That has nothing better to do with their time but sit around and plot revenege on the people they imagine have done them wrong.

She just an Angry Bird, she got a problem with everybody including herself.

by kiki1977 March 27, 2013

angry gecko

is when the male pulls out of his bitch during doggy stylez, then promptly puts his cock in her arse and lifts her legs and rests them on his hips. this causes the bitch to go into shock and she climbs up the bed head and the wall like an angry gecko

dude 1: hey man how come you've been sleeping on the couch for like 2 nights?

dude 2: the mrs is pissed shitless because i angry geckod her. it was the funniest shit ever but she just got angry and i didnt even get to finish..

dude 1: duuude! dont you know your only supposed to do that to hoes you'll never see again, not your guaranteed pussy! dont shit where you eat dude.

by very dirty laundry December 30, 2011