Speak in tongues

To speak your thoughts out loud, seemingly from your subconscious.

Talking your native lingo. It may be understood by hometown homies, but to most it will sound like mumbo jumbo

Cow: You mumble a lot
Zebra: Nah I just speak in tongues.
Cow: What the hell does that mean.?
Zebra: My brain got bypassed

by Banana Beeswax March 26, 2020

tree speak

all manners of gibberish spoken by too far gone drug addicts (mostly psychedelic users)

tree: there are some Asian countries that offer tripsitting cuz of some religious stuff so you can safely consume virtually infinite amounts of drug combos you know like DMT+MDMA+LSD for extra good trip to unlock your spiritual power you can virtually become God after that

random onlooker: tree speak

by dropthedrugs March 19, 2024

speaking british

Speaking British - a lot like speaking english, just way cooler and funner to do.

speaking british makes to way awesomeer than anyone else in the world, (besides speaking australian)

by Purple Ninja Hippo March 26, 2010

Speak Spanish September

A month when you speak only Spanish for its entirety

"No mom I'm not crazy I speak Spanish because it's Speak Spanish September"

by cockslapper444 November 25, 2021

figuratively speaking

"Figuratively speaking" is a phrase used to clarify that the speaker is not speaking literally but rather using figurative language to make a point or convey a concept.

When someone says "figuratively speaking," they are typically emphasizing that the statement should not be taken literally but rather as a figure of speech or an exaggeration for effect.

Figuratively speaking, I was in a prison I couldn’t escape.

by StimHands June 6, 2024

National Only Speak Polish

To enlighten to polish in you, we encourage you only speak polish November 4. To respect the great culture that polish has and honor your ancestors.

"Dzień dobry panie Lain" (good morning mr lain)
"what are you even saying?"
"To narodowe tylko po polsku!" (its national only speak polish day!)
"ooooh wow soooo cool"

by riddlingriddler November 1, 2021

To speak with a customer service representative, press 9

Well, THANK you --- FINALLY! Dat is what I've been waiting to hear for da last three minutes!

Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?

by QuacksO May 20, 2023